SAN ANTONIO, TX — Vice President Kamala Harris recently visited the home of WNBA star Brittney Griner to welcome her back to the US after her release from a Russian prison. After greeting Griner with a hug, Harris slapped handcuffs on her and tossed her into the back of a waiting police cruiser.

"Well, that's another dangerous drug offender off the streets," exclaimed Harris to a shocked crowd. "I locked up over 1,900 black people for nonviolent marijuana offenses during my career as the San Francisco district attorney. I've got to tell you, it feels great to be back in the saddle again!"

Harris went on to explain how important it was for the Biden administration to bring Griner home. "The United States has built the finest prisons in the world for the benefit of our pot-smoking black ci

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