HUNDRED ACRE WOOD — Local bear Winnie the Pooh has reportedly been left completely destitute after Trump enacted 150% tariffs on the Hundred Acre Wood earlier this week.

According to noted economist "Owl", Trump's tariffs are proving an insurmountable economic barrier for residents of the Hundred Acre Wood, who depend heavily on exporting plush toys and greeting cards to the United States.

"Poor bear hasn't a drop of honey left," reported Owl. "Trump's tariffs have hit Pooh hard. We have very low manufacturing costs here in the Hundred Acre Wood, but we have very few natural resources and a limited service sector. We dearly hope Christopher Robin can somehow reach Mr. Trump to plead our case."

"B-b-b-b-b-but the tar-r-r-r-iffs aren't all - all that bad," shivered Piglet, who has been ev

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